A Parody in celebration of the
Tea Party Movement.
The sun did not shine. The Iraq war dragged on.
Our once great economy was almost all gone.
I sat there with Franklin. We sat there, we two.
I wished, at that moment, for somebody new.
The “big tent” Republicans kept expanding the state.
And the health of our country was quite far from great.
So all we could do was to
We did not like Bush! Didn’t care whom we’d get!
someone yelled! “CHANGE” Oh How that “change” sounded strange.
We looked at the TV, and saw him thereat.
WE LOOKED, and we saw him A NEW DEMOCRAT!
He said to us “Why are youÂ frowningÂ like that?”
“I know you are poor, and the outlook’s not sunny,
But we can have fun with OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY!
“I know some good games we could play” said the cat
I know some good tricks” said this new Democrat
“We can bail out the banks.” I’ll find the money with ease.
We can borrow it all from our friends the Chinese”
Then Franklin and I did not know what to say.
The voters don’t want to be governed this way.
Then Glenn Beck said “NO, NO!” Make that fool go away!
Tell that Democrat cat that your grandkids will pay
his profligate of spending..
His lust for power and pelf..
He’s not helping you .
He cares for himself!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear” said the agent of ‘hope’
“My plans are not bad, now stop saying “NOPE”
We can stimulate everyone, If only you let.
with a game that I call
UP with the DEBT!”
“cut that out said old Glenn. This is not a good plan.
You can’t bring prosperity to a country or a man,
by just handing out cash when there’s nothing produced!
Only when the power of production is loosed
can you hope to give our economy a BOOST!”
“Let’s be clear”, said the cat
I know what to do.
I’ll take over GM
and then Chrysler too!
Then the people who make
the post office so fast
will make you new car,
Since your old one won’t last!
With my ‘cash for clunkers,’
You’ll be paid to destroy
You’re old SUV,
So that we can employ
More union workers
Whose votes aren’t in doubt,
And when it all falls apart,
We’ll just BAIL THEM OUT!”
“I can change all the things that once made us great.
And if you disagree
Why, you’re just filled with hate!
“Yes, I’ll pay for my votes with the money I tax.
But that is not all I do!
just sit back and relax….
I’ll build myself up, and make America small.
But that is not all!
No, that is not all!
“I’ll make friends with our enemies.
They’ll do us no harm….
If they see we are weak.
We must therefore disarm!
“I’ll grovel to dictators
And bow to their kings.
Who cares about dignity?
I’ll just kiss their rings!”
“Look at me! Look at me NOW!!
It’s fun to win prizes, but you have to know how
So I got the Nobel without doing a thing!
Then ran out of town,
skipping lunch with the King.”
“Since they all hate George Bush, so they voted for me.
The same as you all.
Now we’ll see what will be…
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat
Where have you been?
“Sending an ipod…
A gift for the Queen!”
“Now let me be clear, It’s not just us that I hate.
But also our allies,
who thought we were great
Before I came to power.
So that means they’re bad!
And they better not make
MyÂ friends, the dictators, mad!
Cause we don’t need allies anymore.
Don’t you see? All that America now needs is ME!”
BOY, Glenn was angry! His collar was hot!
He said “Do I like this?
Oh, NO! I do not!
“Now look at what you’ve done!” said old Glenn to the cat.
“Look at our country!
It’s being laughed at!”
“Your stimulus plan
Has made things much worse
Our whole economy is now in reverse!”
“We’re so deep in debt
That we’ll never get out.
And you’ve emboldened our enemies!
We have no more clout.”
Our founding fathers
would turn in their graves,
If they could see now
How their successors behaves.
“Who would stay on this course,
As our country derails?!?
I can only just pray and hope that he fails!”
“But I like what I’m doing Oh I like it a lot!
And I’m just fulfilling
What Alinsky has taught.”
“I don’t wish to stop in fact, I’ll do more!” Said the new Democrat
As he rushed to the door, then he ran our and came back with
a box. It was painted all red. With a couple of locks.
“Now see whats in here said the cat with a SMIRK.
I’ve got some small friends to help with my work”
Then he unlocked the locks, and out came his crew.
“Perhaps youÂ shouldÂ meet them it’s
DEM ONE, and DEM TWO
Well, Franklin and I could not think what to do.
and the looked pretty harmless,
That Dem One and Dem Two.
But Glenn Beck yelled!
“NO! NO! this cannot be we can’t trust our freedoms to this radical pair.
We must vote them out! Said Glenn Beck near despair.
“Now here is a game that I like said the Cat. “I want to run healthcare
And chip away at
your freedom of choice
Now please don’t protest
because I know what’s best!”
Of course it might mean that grandma must go,
Our friendly death panel will be letting you know”
But their plan was no popular. so guess what they’ll do? Dem1 and Dem 2…
They’ll be bribing your leaders to vote against you!
“No! Not our Healthcare!” said Glenn Beck from his post
“without freedom there, our whole country is toast!”
“Our doctors will then be enslaved to the state
with government bureaucrats deciding our fate!”
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